1. At any point during the argument, throw him down. On the bed, floor, couch, grass. Maintain I-want-you eyes throughout.
2. Play the “You’re not getting any” card.
1 and 2 are polar opposites and can be used depending on which stage of the monthly horny-ness cycle (waxing/waning) you’re on. Yes, that’s a thing.
3. Start howling in a manner that is utterly disproportionate to the issue at hand. But use this sparingly. It gets old quick.
4. Stare at his crotch between sentences. Lick your lips, play with your hair. Distract him. You know how to work it girl.
5. And finally, when the argument is beginning to heat up, get quiet and mysterious and whisper that you’ve been meaning to talk to him about something. Then go around in circles. Remember, if you can’t convince, confuse.